by Gorilla Joe
Lion no king of jungle. Gorilla score many points. Make Lion roll over. Href. Bunkley bang Kitna on turf. Joe eat banana. Make Rhea eat banana. Cheer. Ar-umpf.
Nabb make Joe happy. Pass good. Joe make fans mad. Pass gas. Gorilla gas bad. Win big in first half. Fans no care.
Game over first half. Href. No get Westbrook hurt. Joe tell Reid use Hunt. Use Buck. Use Joe. Joe undrafted. Bang Reid on bench if no listen.
Joe swing from press box. Rhea try escape. Joe get real lion. Keep Rhea in seat.
Joe watch Bear eat Cowboy. Hot cold Grossman. Nabb hot today. Cold in big game. Ar-umpf. Kolb get practice. Lions chase Kolb. Pounce fast. Welcome to league. Kolb keep trying. You good soon.
No like Sunday Football America. Try too hard. Madden no like Joe. Joe make Madden bus smell. That long time ago. Href. Joe think big game still on Monday.
Want green jersey back. Remind Joe of jungle. Mean rhyme green. Ar-umpf.
Eagle kill Lion 56-21
