Fact, Brian Westbrook is the Rodney Dangerfield of running backs.
Fact, Donovan McNabb played with cheeseburger power against the Lions.
Fact, Juqua Thomas is The New Freak (without dumb penalties).
Fact, Andy Reid challenges Frodo to a thumb-wresting Best of Three throwdown, Frodo beats Reid, Frodo gets ring.
Fact, Eagles dress like Power Rangers, Eagles win.
Fact, Jeremy Shockey is Maximus Prime. Brian Westbrook is Ultimate Bumblebee.
Fact, Tom Coughlin and the Emporer in Star Wars are the same person.
Fact, Tom Coughlin cannot throw evil blue electricity out of his fingers.
Fact, the Giants machine is NOT yet fully operational.
Fact, Dallas may be good, but they still suck.
Fact, T.O. deserved the money we should have paid him.
