In a shocking development on NBC’s Sunday Night Football, player-turned-commentator Tiki Barber ate his own tongue.
When Chris Collinsworth asked the ex-Giants running back what his thoughts were about the game, Tiki replied, “Wah-wah-wah-uh, wah-wah, uh-wah.”
Producers immediately cut to a commercial while they examined Barber’s mouth and indeed discovered an empty hole.
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If I Were Michael Vick . . .
September 29, 2007
I’d do as many drugs as humanly possible.
I would adopt a cute puppy and name him Pattycake.
I would write any number of federal prisons and ask if they get DirectTV in HD with Sunday Ticket.
I would advise little children against having friends who call themselves P-Funk.
I would change my nickname from Ookie to Ickie (as in I [...]
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September 29, 2007
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Sounds From Inside The Huddle: Eagles, Giants, Dallas, Bush
September 26, 2007
From the Eagles’ Huddle:
“Bird-64-Stunt-Right-3Yard-Out-Route-Flat”
From the White House Huddle:
“Draw-Trap-Reverse-Slant-Hook-End-Around-Sweep-Iran-On-3″
From the Giants’ Huddle:
“Oh what’s the point.”
From the Packers’ Huddle:
“Just go long or something. Ya seen my gun?”
From the Dallas Huddle:
“Chick-In-Blue-Romo-Sign-D12-Large-Chest-On-Right”
From the Patriots’ Huddle:
“Did we get their plays yet?”
From the Vick Defense Team Huddle:
“We’re f***ed.”
Roger Goodell Fines Tony Siragusa For Lowering Fans’ IQ
September 17, 2007
Wearing black leather and his favorite chrome-studded collar, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell expanded his prominent role as disciplinarian by fining Fox commentator and former Ravens defensive tackle Tony Siragusa $50,000 and three hot meals for wasting the viewing public’s time by talking about football.
Recent controversies over guns, dogs, and videotape seem minor in comparison to [...]
