by Gorilla Joe
Lion no king of jungle. Gorilla score many points. Make Lion roll over. Href. Bunkley bang Kitna on turf. Joe eat banana. Make Rhea eat banana. Cheer. Ar-umpf.
Nabb make Joe happy. Pass good. Joe make fans mad. Pass gas. Gorilla gas bad. Win big in first half. Fans no care.
Game over first half. Href. No get Westbrook hurt. Joe tell [...]
Archive for the ‘Gorilla Joe’ Category
Gorilla Eat Lion At Linc On Sunday
September 24, 2007
After Game I Come Get You
September 18, 2007
Columnist Profile: Gorilla Joe
Born and raised in a jungle in eastern Nigeria, Gorilla Joe is a transplanted Eagles fan notorious for beating up Dallas fans in the Linc parking lot. He was involved in many altercations in the 700-level at the Vet and served some time in prison for defiling John Madden’s bus. He continues [...]
